Dolly Parton Confirms That She, Jane Fonda And Lily Tomlin Will All Clock-In For The “9 to 5” Reboot
Had it up to here sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigots? You are not alone! The teased 9 to 5 reboot just got sanctified by my personal lord and savior, Dolly Parton. According to Vulture, Dolly, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin have all agreed to reprise their roles in the upcoming film. Upon hearing this news, I screamed to my secretary to get his cute little ass in here with some napkins to wipe the shit eating grin on my face.
Dolly Parton told Nightline that the studio came to her with an offer just a few days ago and she agreed. “I’ve been talking to Lily and Jane … Actually all these years, we’ve talked about doing a sequel to 9 to 5 and it never made any real sense until just recently,” Parton said. “We’re trying to get the script and all that. Everybody is very interested and we’ve all agreed that we’d love to do it if it’s right.
While there’s still no script, it’s said that Rashida Jones has been taking time out of her daddy minding schedule to work on it with the film’s original screenwriter Patricia Resnick. Atta girl! So what have Doralee, Judy and Violet been up to since sending Dabney Coleman off to live with the Amazons in Brazil? Dolly shared some details!
Since the original film, they have become business owners themselves, and will provide guidance to the new class of ladies trying to make their way up the boss man’s ladder.
Hold on a second, my secretary just handed me a note. It’s all smeared with lube but I think it says “don’t get too excited, they’ll ruin it” but it’s hard to tell. Now he’s just going “aahahahahahah”. What’s that dear, I can’t hear you with that ball gag in your mouth, that’s why I gave you the fucking notepad you incompetent boob! Something about role reversal bits being hack. Pfft! What do men know? Now go get me a coffee refill and don’t forget the Skinny and Sweet!