Robert Kraft, The Owner Of The Patriots, Says He’s Not The Biological Father Of His Girlfriend’s Baby
Robert Kraft is the 76-year-old billionaire owner of the New England Patriots, and he was married to Myra Kraft for almost 50 years before she died in 2011. They had four kids together. Robert lived the widow life for a minute before he started humping on model/actress Ricki Noel Lander in 2012. I hear you shifty hating bitches saying, “Does she call herself an actress because she has to act like she gets the tingles for that pepaw peen.” I’ll have you know that she played a goblin who turns into a faerie on True Blood, thankyouverymuch!
Page Six says that there were rumors that Robert and 38-year-old Ricki were done for good because they weren’t seen together. But it turns out that she was staying away from public eyes because she was pregnant. Page Six first reported that Ricki birthed out a baby last year, and they said that Robert’s jizz has still got it because he’s the father. But just when we all started to ask why a 76-year-old man would bring a baby into the world when he’s already got to deal with the tantrums and toddler drama of Tom Brady, a rep for the Patriots issued a statement saying that while he’s not the biological father of her baby, he is happy for her. It also seems like Ricki and Robert are still together.
A rep for the Patriots gave this statement to the Boston Globe:
“Last fall, Ricki Noel Lander became the proud mother of a beautiful, healthy baby. While Robert Kraft is not the biological father, he is thrilled with Ricki’s blessing of having a healthy child. With respect to her family’s privacy, we will not be commenting any further.”
Page Six’s sources claim that Ricki has been wanting a baby for a while. The sources also say that Robert set her up with a house in Los Angeles and some financial investments on her behalf. And as the Gold Diggers Society of America cheer and clap for Ricki winning such a big trophy girlfriend prize package, Robert’s sons are preparing to do the slow wall slide of sadness over losing a chunk of their inheritance to her baby:
The source added that Kraft’s four sons are anticipating that the Kraft family trust could be changed to provide for the child. In 2013, the sons asked to modify the three-decades-old family trust to give them more control over assets. The Massachusetts Supreme Court approved the move. Kraft’s spokesman also declined to comment on the trust.
Those two are so selfish for not commenting further! Us bored gossips who have nothing going on in our dull lives need to know the details. Did Robert and Ricki break up, and while they were over she made a baby with another man? Did Robert know how much she wanted a baby and was cool with her making one with a sperm donor, or whatever? Or maybe it’s more ESCANDALOSO than we think (probably not), and a rep for the Patriots will announce that Rob Gronkowski has been dropped from the team effective immediately after pictures come out of Ricki holding a baby who’s got eight pack abs, a rhinestone grill and is pounding a Bud Light.