I can barely handle a long weekend one county over with a significant other, so most people would take an international vacation as a sign that two lovebirds are hot and heavy and definitely doing each other, right? Well, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are not your average love birds, so nobody can figure out what the fuck it meant when they showed up in Prague together.
The Daily Mail says the two “all but confirmed” they are back together by strolling around Prague with Orlando’s dog Mighty.
PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom CONFIRM they are back together https://t.co/tT7gYUVBu4
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) February 28, 2018
Orlando has been in the city filming his new TV show, Carnival Row. The Mail says the two reignited their love flame on a trip to the Maldives last month, which is a good thing since it’s cold in Prague, and what better way to warm up than canoodling with Orlando’s secondary paddleboard paddle? A source gave Us Weekly further details:
“Orlando has had this flat since September or October when he arrived to shoot Carnival Row. Katy and Orlando went across the street to have lunch in Savoy Restaurant, a very cozy restaurant.”
Another source told Us Weekly that Katy kind of implied things were just fine between her and Orlando during a speech at her brother’s wedding last month:
“She gave a speech and said about Orlando, ‘We’re on good terms — but not good enough for him to come as my date to the wedding,’”
Fuck buddies but not having to worry about him gawking as you load up on carbs at the mashed potato bar? This sounds like some fucking amazing romance. But a source tells People that they’re not together together.
“In the past few months, they have spent a lot of time together. They both love traveling and are trying to share as many fun trips as possible. They are dating, but not necessarily putting a label on it. They are not girlfriend and boyfriend. They do seem very happy together though. Orlando always had the nicest things to say about Katy. He loves spending time with her.”
I’m sure one of the nice things is, “When I cop a feel on her at a club, I don’t have to worry about Taylor Swift fans coming out in droves just by association.”
Anyway, I don’t get why we’re wasting our time speculating. You don’t spend that much on airfare just to skip around a foreign city with someone who is just a fuck buddy…no peen is THAT good. My cousin called her now-husband “just a friend” pretty much up until they had their second kid, so some people are just weird like that. Considering Orlando fights Justin Bieber, and Katy is, uh, Katy…they’re DEF weird like that! The only injustice of this entire thing is they didn’t do a video boarding a private jet to Prague a la Nicki Minaj!