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March 1, 2018 / Posted by:

The parrot who is obsessed with ICE CREAM (or at least obsessed with saying ICE CREAM)!

Michelle Tanner’s spirit animal has been found! Although, she may not like this trick because he’s her competition in getting delicious ice cream. There’s not much to say about this two-minute supercut of a parrot squawking out “ice cream” over and over again. Well, there is one thing to say, watching this video is a really productive way to spend over two minutes of your time. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream… but nobody screams (and whispers) for ice cream like this feathered icecream-a-holic.

That isn’t just two minutes of a parrot saying “ice cream.” It’s a roller coaster of different emotions, because that parrot takes us from excitement to more excitement to delicate pensiveness to almost sad rejection. While all of us probably want to throw ice cream cones at that parrot, a response on a forum says that ice cream can fuck a bird up:

Birds don’t have the ability to properly process dairy, and while a little dairy, such as milk, can be alright, you have to consider ice cream has other things in it. It usually has sugar, that isn’t good for them, and depending on the flavor, some can be potentially toxic.

If scientists do one thing, it should be that they find a way to make it okay for birds to eat human ice cream, because there’s nothing sadder than someone begging for something that will destroy his asshole (and yes, I know I set myself up with that one).

Pic: YouTube

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