It feels entirely appropriate that on one of the messiest days of the year, one of the messiest characters to ever slide into the Weekend Update desk would make their return to Saturday Night Live. After almost three years since his last visit, Stefon came back last night to give the good people visiting New York City some expert recommendations on what to see and do on St. Patrick’s Day. You have probably already guessed that his recommendations don’t include sipping green cocktails and eating bottomless plates of potato wedges at the Applebee’s in Times Square.
It’s been a while since we’ve encountered any peculiar activity from Kanye West, but now the time has come! Kanye hasn’t released anything new in years (except for the name of another kid) and now he’s teaming up with his one-time foe Drake to collaborate on a track for his upcoming new album.
Remember Ben Affleck’s enormous “what am I even doing, why is nobody stopping me” phoenix rising from the ashes back tattoo that he told us was fake and for a movie? Turns out it was real. I think we all just got a little taste of what Jennifer Garner must have had to deal with for years; Ben Affleck lying straight to our faces!
It’s kind of hard to read any sanctioned interview with Karlie Kloss without hearing how she’s not just any model, she’s a STEM machine, too. Karlie runs a coding program to get more girls involved in tech, and it seems to be doing really well, with 50 coding camps in 25 cities. Of course, in a new interview, all anyone cared about (ok, maybe just me and Jennifer Lawrence) was what’s the latest on that rumored feud with Taylor Swift. Continue reading
Last year when I found out that legendary singer Aretha Franklin could possibly stop touring forever, I immediately gave Groupon all of my coins so I could see her perform, and I wasn’t disappointed. She hit the stage wearing a low-cut sparkly gown and a full length fur coat. In July. And when I tell you that lady sang like her life depended on it, I’m not lying. It was one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to. Well, everyone join hands and slide into a chorus of “Say A Little Prayer” because Auntie ‘Retha has been ordered to refrain from touring due to health concerns.
The stunning hipster ice queen ensemble that Nico Tortella wore to his wedding to his queer polyamorous partner!
If you’ve ever wanted to see someone’s brains quickly melt and trickle out of their ears and eye holes, show a Catholic abuelita this story about a sexually fluid man and his polyamorous partner, who mostly dates women, wearing gender-blending ensembles to their city hall wedding. This story would make my abuelita hit herself in the head with her own chancelta to make sense of it all. This story is also porn for anyone who has ever written a Tumblr think piece on poly-queer-fluid-gender-pan-pizza-sexual-ness. And the gender fluid cherry on this pansexual polyamorous nuptial is Nico Tortella dressing like the kid from Where The Wild Things Are if the kid from Where The Wild Things Are starred as the title character in an experimental off-off-off Broadway production of Macbeth sponsored by Wamsutta. I love it.