Archives: March 2018
Open Post: Hosted By The Puppies Who Think They’re Fenced In But They’re Not
Poor puppies. We’ve all been drunk enough to occasionally not know the answer to a push or pull door situation or become so focused on the details that we forgot about the larger picture. Laughing Squid presented us with these two adorable puppies in Bangkok, Thailand who thought they were fenced in except that there was only actually half a fence there and they could have pattered their little feetsies right on out.
The truth is the only things that dogs really pay attention to is food, sleep and playing with drool-soaked rubber animals. There was probably two big bowls of Puppy Chow on the other side of that half-fence. The shortest distance is a straight line you know! Yes, dogs might not be bright enough to notice an obvious exit but they still know geometry.
Pic: YouTube
There’s Plenty Of Crying In TV: The “League Of Their Own” Is Being Turned Into A Series
Because ideas for original television programming are as dead as travel agencies, The Hollywood Reporter has informed us that Amazon Studios is making Penny Marshall’s 1992 “ladies play baseball while the fellas are off to war” flick A League Of Their Own into a tv series. Broad City’s Abbi Jacobsen and Mozart in the Jungle’s Will Graham will be executive-producing it. If they can get this hot piece (who WASN’T Geena Davis in elder person make-up) to reprise her role as “old Geena Davis,” I’m in. Continue reading
Get Into “The Stolen Shrimp Rice Office Lunch” Saga
Office situations can get weird. The right mix of people, an increasing amount of micro-aggressions, and someone taking something from the break room fridge that isn’t theirs can lead to heated drama. Witness writer/comedian Zak Toscani’s breathless Twitter coverage of a stolen lunch saga in his office that began on Thursday. Someone snatched Zak’s co-worker’s shrimp rice lunch and what ensued was a mystery even more intriguing than “Who Bit Beyonce In Her Face?” (Spoiler alert: Word is that it was Sanaa Lathan.) Continue reading
Stacey Dash’s One Constituent Must Be Very Disappointed
Actress and Oscars 2016 human prop joke Stacey Dash has announced that she is no longer running for Congress. James Woods wept upon his $13.99 Dionne from Clueless quote print, as CNN read her official “withdrawal from the Congressional race” e-mail. Ms. Dash quit in an e-mail because press conferences can sometimes be expensive. If it’s a non-story like this one, you have to be able to afford a podium and chairs and everything.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
THIS GOOSE!
Every single goose comes out of their egg as a member of the Not The One Club. They’ve naturally got a heavy dose of Don’t Fuck With Me running through their veins. They’re more dangerous than a drunk, needy, boyfriend-obsessed trick when you check out their man. They will cut you with their beaks just for fun. I guess a dude named Hank Russell from Memphis, Tennessee was never taught that the saying, “What’s good for the goose..” should really be, “Nothing’s good for the goose,” because they hate everything, especially annoying ass humans. Hank decided it was a good idea to mess with a goose, and he’ll probably never make that wrong decision again!
Birthday Sluts
Christopher Walken (75)
Georg Listing (31)
Jessica Szohr (33)
Jack Antonoff (34)
Ashleigh Ball (35)
Melissa Ordway (35)
Kate Micucci (38)
Josh Saviano (42)
Ewan McGregor (47)
Samantha Brown (48)
Tony Cox (60)
Angus Young (63)
Al Gore (70)
Rhea Perlman (70)
Valerie Curtin (73)
Gabe Kaplan (73)
Richard Chamberlain (84)
Shirley Jones (84)
William Daniels (91)