Archives: February 2018

Birthday Sluts

February 24, 2018 / Posted by:

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Billy Zane (52)
O’Shea Jackson Jr. (27)
Trace Cyrus (29)
Lleyton Hewitt (37)
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. (41)
Chad Hugo (44)
Bonnie Somerville (44)
Gillian Flynn (47)
Kristin Davis (53)
Todd Field (54)
Michelle Shocked (56)
Kasi Lemmons (57)
Beth Broderick (59)
Paula Zahn (62)
Helen Shaver (67)
Debra Jo Rupp (67)
Rupert Holmes (71)
Edward James Olmos (71)
Barry Bostwick (73)
Paul Jones of Manfred Mann (76)
Dominic Chianese (87)
Steve Jobs (1955-2011)
Emmanuelle Riva (1927-2017)
Abe Vigoda (1921-2016)


Afternoon Crumbs

February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence is “self-educated,” because she dropped out of school at 14 to do acting stuff full-time. Suddenly, it all makes sense! JLaw talks and acts like a 14-year-old fart joke-loving bro because she didn’t get it out of her system in 8th grade homeroom. I’m not sure what my excuse is, though – HuffPo

For why is Jared Leto dressed like Debbie Rowe? – Lainey Gossip

James Van Der Beek’s wife is going to birth out another blondie. Congrats to the makers of purple shampoo! – SOW

Posh Spice busted her foot while skiing. The good news is that this doesn’t take her out of the Spice Girls reunion tour that may or may not happen since she all she does is stand there and point. Now if she broke her finger, that’d be a different story – Just Jared

Actress turned professional social media trick Busy Phillips snorted garlic water on Instagram. And now you know the answer to the question, “Is there anything Busy Phillips won’t do on Instagram?” The answer is NO, by the way  – Celebitchy

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Open Post: Hosted By Janelle Monae Grinding On Tessa Thompson

February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Janelle Monae has a new album, Dirty Computer (aka the first words that a Genius Bar tech says after opening my laptop and seeing what I’ve got saved on my desktop), coming out in April, and yesterday she released the first two songs and videos from it. Janelle put out Django Jane, and Make Me Feel, which sounds like a B-side written by a pre-Jehovah’s Witness Prince when he was a proud raunchy ass horny ho and not afraid to let the world know it. In other words, I love it.

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Justin Bieber Might Be Starting His Own Fashion House

February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

For the past seven months, Justin Bieber has been on a self-imposed time off from his tour. He’s been keeping “busy” with one-on-one private bible studies with Pastor BFF and couples counseling with Selena Gomez. But like many bored famous people before him, it would appear Justin has decided to really commit to killing time by starting a clothing line.

The Blast says that Justin’s company, Bieber Time Holdings LLC, filed documents last week to secure trademarks on the phrases “The House of Drew,” “La Maison Drew,” and simply “Drew.” All three trademark applications list the intended use for goods and services, which the trademark states could be apparel such as shirts, jeans, jackets, pajamas, swimsuits, robes, bras, and children’s clothes. Oooh, OshKosh better watch out, it sounds like Justin Bieber is pulling his Big Wheel up to their turf.

TMZ notes that this is the third time Justin has tried to trademark “Drew.” Drew is Justin’s middle name. Justin filed applications in 2012 and 2015, but eventually abandoned both applications.

There’s no other information about Justin’s alleged clothing line, like when it might be happening. But it’s great that he’s making his own clothing; I’m sure it will be adopted as the official uniform of his cult…I mean, church. And I’m being totally serious here when I say I’m excited to see Justin Bieber’s clothing line. Justin Bieber is operating under a level of hubris-jacked delusion on par with Kanye West, and look at what he’s sent down the runway. At best it will be boring. At worst? I don’t know – I’m picturing a suit made out of Justin’s favorite hockey jerseys and quick-removal shirts.



The Queen Separated From Her Husband (No, Not THE QUEEN)

February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

My nethers got drafty from watching just how icy Claire Foy portrays Queen Elizabeth II on this season on The Crown since Prince Philip (played by Matt Smith) may or may not have been stepping out. Apparently, Claire has had marital problems of her own, because a new report says she has separated from her husband, and they’ve been that way for a while. Continue reading


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