The Spice Girls Are Probably Not Going To Perform At The Royal Wedding 

February 28, 2018 / Posted by:

I guess the only kind of Spice Girls performance Meghan Markle will be getting at her wedding to Prince Harry is if one of Fergie’s daughters is looking to pocket some cash as a DJ and decides to do a remix of “Wannabe.” Despite Mel B kind of implying on The Real that the five spices would be doing a number at the upcoming royal wedding, it sounds like that was a load of British BS.

Page Six says the Spice Girls won’t be singing anytime soon…at least not in front of the British royal family. After Scary said the five gals got invites to the wedding, Loni Love asked Mel if they would be performing. Mel didn’t say a damn thing and just looked down at her notecards to drum up attention and shrill screams from the co-hosts before saying, “I’m going to go. I’m going to be fired.” I don’t know about being fired, but Mel might get sent for a head exam. One source said, “Mel B is bonkers. They’re all attending but they won’t be performing.

As y’all know by now, the Spice Girls got together last month and sent me (and a few of y’all, too, I’m sure) into a tailspin wondering what their coordinated Instagramming could possibly mean. Some said it was a tour, Victoria Beckham said it most certainly was not, others said Posh has her ostrich head buried in the chiffon of her design room because contracts had been signed, and now the latest singing rumor turns out to be bunk. At this rate, I have a feeling that this reunion is simply going to involve Vicky B getting permission to use “Say You’ll Be There” as the soundtrack to her fall fashion show.


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