Night Crumbs

February 28, 2018 / Posted by:

20th Century Fox is thinking about doing a Time’s Up-ified reboot of 9 to 5 where a new generation of women deal with sexist shit in the workplace and go to the original trio of golden perfection (Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda) for help. Rashida Jones may write the script. Those messes in Hollywood can’t even make an original #MeToo movie and have to ruin a flawless cinematic diamond. Oh, Hollywood, pour yourself another cup of Fuck Off and stay away from 9 to 5! With that being said, I’ll be there opening night – Just Jared

Get into The Alien Lizard King doing the mating dance of his home planet – Lainey Gossip 

An 8-month pregnant Khlozilla is currently wreaking havoc on Tokyo, and while people are shaking their heads at her for traveling, I’m busy praying for the people of Japan for having to deal with her – Celebitchy

You can un-hide your children for now, because Abby Lee Miller’s prison release has been pushed back – Reality Tea

I see that Gus Kenworthy discovered something called “YouTube comments” – Towleroad

Phoebe Price must have not been available for this gas station pap shoot – Drunken Stepfather

Um, that is not a picture of Chris Crocker, who is the second best Chris (the first being Chrissy Snow) – Pajiba

Megan Fox is still doing her best dead mannequin poses for Frederick’s of Hollywood – Popoholic

Miley Cyrus is giving you “no-budget version of Jodie Foster in Bugsy Malone” for Wonderland – Hollywood Tuna 

The Heathers TV reboot has been pushed to the end of the year because of the Parkland school shooting – SOW

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