Some Think That Cynthia Nixon Is On Sarah Jessica Parker’s Side After They Posed For An Instagram Pic
Anyone who is seen in a photo with Sarah Jessica Parker is in clear violation of the Samantha Summit, which dictates no friend of Kim Cattrall should ever seem remotely friendly with the hypocritical shoe saleswoman formerly known as Carrie Bradshaw. Or that’s probably what Kim is thinking after one of her ex-castmates shared pics on Instagram with that “hypocrite” Sarah Jessica. Watch out, Cynthia Nixon. Hell hath no fury like a Samantha Jones scorned!
UsWeekly is wondering if Cynthia is saying she’s Team SJP after running into each other at a T Magazine photoshoot on Monday. Cynthia put the photo on Instagram, and UsWeekly says they couldn’t have looked happier to see each other:
I mean, SJP looks like someone just told a really funny fart joke, but Cynthia looks like the reserved principal judging the talent show who is trying to not play favorites after a really shitty piano performance of “Chopsticks.” But tomato tom-ah-to! This is apparently the first time they’ve been seen in public together after shit went down publicly between Kim and Sarah Jessica, so everyone is trying to read between the lines if “miss you” and a heart emoji really means, “Love you way more than that selfish hag!”
As y’all know, Kim is why there won’t be a Sex And The City 3 for you all to waste a MoviePass on. Things really got nasty after Kim’s brother passed away. Both SJP and Cynthia wrote condolence notes on Kim’s Instagram pertaining to his death. While Kim seemed to value the love from the cast at first (and even said so to Cynthia), she came for SJP. Word on the street was Kim calling SJP a hypocrite was “devastating” to the latter, as she’s not a mean girl. I’m sure the happenstance photoshoot certainly spawned some great ideas for Sex And The City 3, like the three remaining broads go and spread Samantha’s ashes in her favorite Chippendale’s dressing room!