You probably read that as “their faces will fall off on Family Feud” because that’s bound to happen sooner or later when you’ve toyed with the natural law that much. People reports that Kim Kardashian West, her husband and Instagram tease Kanye West, and Kim’s family the Kardashians/Jenners will compete on Family Feud. Just like you, I too thought that nothing on that show could be as irritating as real-life Horrible Boss Steve Harvey. Proven wrong – all of us.
Kim revealed all in a series of clips she put on Snapchat. Team West (Kim, Kanye and Kim’s gay barnicle Jonathan “Foodgod” Cheban) will compete against Team Kardashian/Jenner which will consist of Satan herself, Satan’s mother Mary Jo “M.J.” Campbell, and Kim’s sisters, Khloe “Why does she even talk to them?” Kardashian and kimlet Kendall Jenner. Hopefully they’re probably playing for charity because they have already have all the money but who knows what kind of deal Kris Jenner’s greedy ass worked out? She probably demanded future royalties.
In some behind-the-scenes fun, TMZ has revealed that the Kardashians were supposed to compete against Paris Hilton and family. Unfortunately, the Hiltons dropped out. The EPA has stringent rules about storing that many toxic chemicals in one facility at the same time. Actually, it was supposedly Papa Hilton Rick who pulled his fam out of it four days before showtime. His reasoning might indicate that he is the only person with a drip of self-respect out of all of these freaks.
Sources connected to the production tell us … they were in a mad scramble when they were contacted 4 days before Saturday’s taping and informed the Hiltons weren’t playing.
Our sources say Paris and Kathy were on-board, but patriarch Rick Hilton was having none of it. We’re told Rick — who runs the monster real estate company Hilton & Hyland — felt it wasn’t right for him to appear because he’s not in entertainment … and it looked “thirsty.”
Upon hearing this, Paris and Kim must have both looked quizzically at their respective families and wondered aloud “what is this ‘thirsty’ concept of which he speaks?” Word is that Nicky Hilton and brother Barron Hilton weren’t feeling it, either.
In one of the clips, Kim reveals that her and moody hubby Kanye are big Family Feud stans.
“If you guys don’t know, Kanye and I are the biggest fans of Family Feud,” she added of her husband’s love for the long-running game show. “Kanye said he’s waited his whole life for this moment, Family Feud. We’re playing against the Kardashian Jenners vs. the Wests. And I have a really good feeling about this, that we’re going to win.”
Waited his whole life for this moment? In a life where he and wifey exposed Taylor Swift as a hissing serpent whose fangs drip with lies? Really?
The audience was wondering why they kept smelling toxic chemicals but all was revealed when America’s Family sashayed out.
The studio audience has no idea the reality stars and Grammy winner rapper were on their way out, as Kardashian West explained in a post before they hit the stage.
“The audience doesn’t know who the family is today on Family Feud,” she said.
Did they tailor the categories for the competitors (“Attention Whores,” “Facial Fillers,” and “Useless People Who Are Rich And Famous And No One Knows Why“)? Survey says?