Robin Thicke And April Love Geary’s Baby Is Here

February 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Aspiring weed farmer Robin Thicke’s girlfriend April Love Geary, 22, gave birth to an unfortunate future custody battle on February 22. As expected, they named their daughter Mia Love Thicke on Feb 22, according to Instagram (and People). Something’s off about that name and it’s probably why the Michael Hunts of the world have already sent Mia sympathy bouquets. And then they sent her some more when they saw her mom’s tacky ass Valentine’s Day photo celebration on IG. In April’s defense, at least she wasn’t posing atop a hooptie inexplicably stuffed with flowers.

Robin, 40, announced Mia’s birth on Instagram last night by posting a clip of himself holding her in his mid-life-crisis’ April’s hospital room.

On 2/22 at 13:33 Mia Love Thicke was born. Thank you God and April Love ❤!

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7-year-old Julian Fuego is Robin’s other kid. He recently fought an unfortunately nasty and highly public custody battle over the kid with ex-wife Paula Patton. They finally got their shit together back in March.

April chronicled her pregnancy journey with other Instagram posts, including a pic last month where she revealed exactly when and where Robin shot a baby up her. It was in Paula’s driveway. I kid! It was while they were on vacation in Bali.

That pic is all sorts of weird. Why is he pointing at her crotch? It looks like an overly protective and inappropriate dad warning his daughter to keep men out of there lest some middle-aged creeper cliche’ gets her pregnant. It’s so meta!

Pic: Instagram

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