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February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

The pizza-ordering vibrator!

After vibrating a nut (or two, or three, or four) out of your body, have you ever just really wanted to swallow down a post-fap pizza, but your muscles and limbs were so relaxed from fucking yourself that you could barely lift them to grab your phone? Well, the porn site CamSoda came (punned on purpose) up with the perfect tool for you. Geek.com says that CamSoda Labs has jizzed up a vibrator called RubGrub that makes it easy for you to get some pizza after getting that O.

RubGrub is kind of like an Amazon Dash Button for your fuck toy. It’s a programmable Bluetooth button that attaches to the Lovense Nora Rabbit and connects to Domino’s mobile app. The button has your payment, address and order info on it, and all you have to do is use your fuck juice-covered finger to press your way to a round disc of cardboard covered with cheese-flavored rubber (it is Domino’s after all). The button will cost $19.95 and will be available to buy in a few months. CamSoda also put out this statement.

“Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry. Now, in order to enjoy your Saturday night, all you need is your RubGrub device. Get off and get stuffed, all with the quick click of a button.”

Right now, the only food option is Domino’s, but CamSoda plans to add more restaurants.

Just when you lose faith in this country, an American company gives you something you didn’t know you needed (even though this pizza-ordering vibrator is probably a shameless stunt by CamSoda and I fell for it). Gone are the days when you got stressed out while trying to order a pizza on your phone with sticky and slimy hands after doing yourself right. Hopefully CamSoda expands the RubGrub line and creates a button that you put on your nightstand and press to order a Lyft for a one-night fuck partner who says three dreaded words: Wanna get breakfast?

And if someone accidentally presses the pizza-ordering button while in the middle of getting off, she’s might be real disappointed when a regular ole’ Domino’s pizza delivery person shows up instead of a delivery man from Big Sausage Pizza. I know I would.

Pic: CamSoda Labs (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

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