Night Crumbs

Lena’s Dunham’s ex Jack Antonoff was highly offended by the dumb hetero normative gossip that was spewed out about him doing Lorde, but well, the two were recently papped in her hometown doing dumb hetero normative shit like cuddling on the street. Now who’s the dumb hetero normative hetero, Jack? – Lainey Gossip

Since everyone’s on the subject of Time’s Up, the lady-beating allegations against Michael Fassbender have come back up – Celebitchy

That twink swindler from E! tried to swindle a swindler, and it seems like it worked! – Reality Tea

Kathie Lee Gifford better watch it, because something tells me that Adam Rippon and Leslie Jones will be offered the fourth of Today in 3..2.. – Towleroad

I don’t know who IMDB (or however you spell her stage name) is, but I do know that she’s serving loads of “90s day-shift stripper working the floor for a lap dance” elegance – Drunken Stepfather 

Somehow the NRA’s social media intern thought that it was a good idea to use a Leslie Knope GIF in a tweet, and yes, Amy Poehler shit on them for it – Pajiba

Oh, it’s just Martha Hunt being all casual with her right titty hanging out – Hollywood Tuna

Chevy Chase got kicked by a dude from Long Island in a road rage situation. So now he’s gonna change his name to  Chevy Keep A Safe Distance Or I’m Going To Call 911, Bitch. And really, what’s the point of Chevy Chase getting into a road rage fight if grainy cell phone video of it doesn’t leak?  – Cinemablend

Kat Von D is somebody’s wife – Wonderwall

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