A little over a week ago, we all reached into our pockets to see if our iPhones magically turned into a Motorola Razr and checked to see if we were wearing Juicy Couture sweats and “Chinese slippers” from Pearl River, because it seemed like everyone had time-traveled back to 2001 after Vanessa Trump opened a package full of suspicious white shit (it turned out to be corn starch). The reboot of the Anthrax scare of 2001 didn’t end there. The London Evening Standard says that Scotland Yard is investigating a letter and some Anthrax-looking powder that was sent to Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle at Kensington Palace. WHY IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT ME? Yes, I may or may not have sent Meghan Markle a “fan letter” that partly read, “Step off the ginge, you home wrecking basic cable harlot hussy trollop tramp,” but it wasn’t racist. And apparently, the letter that was sent to Meghan would make the KKK proud.
The Evening Standard says that the letter and white substance never made it into PHG or Meghan’s hands. The package made it St James’ Palace on February 12 for sorting, and someone there thought that something in the milk was ANTHRAX. Officers from the Metropolitan Police’s counter-terrorism command took the package and tested the white powder. Scotland Yard said that the white powder proved to be nothing. Shit is harmless.
Scotland Yard also pretty much confirmed to The Guardian that the note that came with the package was racist, and they’ve labeled the situation as a hate crime.
“Officers are also investigating an allegation of malicious communications, which relates to the same package, and it is being treated as a racist hate crime. The matter is being investigated by officers from the Met’s counter-terrorism command.”
Both PHG and Meghan know about the package and the investigation.
Ever since Meghan Markle stepped onto the royal scene, many have been showing their racist asses (see: Princess Michael of Kunt, the trash girlfriend of that UK politician, the press etc…), so this sadly, isn’t so surprising. But if something good comes out of it that something will be Prince Hot Ginge showing that he’ll protect his lady love at any cost by guarding her while carrying a shield and wearing full-on knight drag. PHG working a chainmail bulge is the fetish I didn’t know I had.