While the rule of “smelt it, dealt it” applies at sea level, two sisters are saying that is most certainly not the case at 32,000 feet, as the budget airline they were on from Dubai to Amsterdam kicked them off along with two men who were brawling over incessant ass ripping. Even though one of the guys may have been getting into the spirit of Dutch ovens, the sisters say they got the heave-ho just for sitting next to the troublemakers – and they want the airline to pay up!
Just to catch you up to speed, earlier this month, a Transavia Airlines flight en route to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a brawl erupted over one dude’s nonstop farting. One guy asked the farter to cut it out, but the guy kept ripping ass and punches were thrown. It sounds like the pilot had to land the plane after his yells of, “If you two make me stop this car…!” went unanswered. The women claim they have no idea who the guys were and just had the bad luck (and smell) of sitting in the same row as the farter and the puncher. All four have also been banned from flying Transavia ever again, much to the elation of at least three sets of nostrils.
Newsweek says the gals are now taking Transavia to court for racial profiling. They’re of Dutch and Moroccan descent, and Nora Lacchab (the other sister remains a mystery) says the flight attendants were stirring shit up and the way the whole thing was handled was a giant, gassy mess:
“We had nothing to do with the whole disturbance. We distance ourselves from that. The blunt attitude of the Transavia flight attendants was wrong from the start of the flight. Do they sometimes think that all Moroccans cause problems? That’s why we do not let it sit.”
Transavia maintains the sisters were also part of the brawl, and I have to say: so what? My brother used to Dutch oven me, and I turned into the Tasmanian Devil trying to do anything in my power to get away from those noxious fumes. If anyone should have been kicked off, it was the weird passengers who just sat for hours in fart stank and never complained. If anyone wins here, it’s those four for getting out of that cheek sneeze-inducing airplane…if my high school mandatory home economics class taught me anything, it’s that nothing causes a fart smell to linger like chair upholstery!