The first time I saw Toni Braxton and Birdman together I had to ask myself, “Am I still high?”, because the shit looked like some kind of drug induced fantasy of nonsense. Well, apparently Birdman is enough for Toni since they’ve been together for two years, which in Hollywood may as well be ten. And to celebrate their love they’ve decided to make it official by announcing their engagement.
Toni has been dropping some not-so-subtle hints by popping up in pics with a ring on her marrying finger, and now E! News reports that Toni made the announcement of their engagement during a teaser for her WE TV reality show Braxton Family Values. The family, made famous by its talent, epic wigs and face transformations, was actually pleased with Toni’s decision.
She just confirmed the news in a teaser for the upcoming season of her WE TV show, Braxton Family Values.
“I have an announcement to make,” she teased her family before yelling, “I’m engaged!”
She showed off a massive diamond, while her family smiled and laughed in response, seemingly approving of Toni’s soon-to-be marriage to Birdman.
This upcoming marriage would be Toni’s second after a twelve-year union with musician Keri Lewis that ended in 2013. And although I’m happy for Toni the only person whose opinion truly matters is her mother Evelyn Braxton. Back in 2016 during a radio interview she approved of their relationship, coming to Birdman’s defense by saying “I don’t care what others say about him. He is a nice man. He is full of respect…Ever since I’ve been knowing that man, he’s been phenomenal.”
Well there you have it. If Miss E approves then I’m on board with it since everyone knows she doesn’t play when it comes to her kids. Birdman better not mess this up or else he’ll come up missing with people asking, “What happened to that boy?” Miss E can make it happen.
And can you imagine what that wedding reception is gonna look like? All those tattoos and weaves are gonna be worse than Two Dollar Tuesdays at any strip club in America. I’m sure WE TV will approach them both about a six-part miniseries leading up to their wedding called The Fuck Is Going On Here? And please don’t invite Lil’ Wayne. The last thing we need is for him to object during the ceremony and try to give Birdman one last kiss before bursting out into the chorus from Congratulations by Vesta Williams. Actually, I’d watch that shit. Make it happen WE!