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The coochie mohawk wigs designed by Kaimin!
Dick wasn’t the only genital that ruled the runway during New York Fashion Week. The clothing line Kaimin saw Sanchez-Kane’s peen extravaganza, and raised them a snatch mohawk. They put the VAG in extravaganza.
During Kaimin’s show at NYFW, many models sashayed down the runway working mohawk merkins that looked like they were made using black carpet scraps and dust brush bristles. Fall/Winter 2018 is all about your cooze looking like the leader of the new batch of Gremlins. Or like Adrien Brody in Summer of Sam. This winter, you don’t need a coat, or a jacket, or a parka, or event pants and chonies to keep you warm. All you need to do is shave your natural pubes off and replace ’em with a triangle mohawk wig. The heat that your punk pussy lets out from raging against the man will keep you warm. Although, you may run the risk of your punk pussy punching in a store window in the name of anarchy!
In a press release for their collection, Kaimin said that their show was all about diversity (there were models of different races and sizes on their runway) and vagina!
“Kaimin chose to represent diversity, uniqueness, and acceptance of individuality with the life-giving human vagina — which was alluded to in the artistic videos projected during the show and was emphasized by the mohawk on the runway,”
Since we’re all trendsetters here and obviously care about fashion (I typed that while wearing sweat shorts, mismatched socks and a t-shirt I put on inside/out this morning on accident), I’m sure you’re going to work a mohawk merkin (a merhawk?) everywhere you go, like work, family gatherings and church (hah, like any of us whores go to church!). And if anybody throws you judgmental eyes, let me know that you’re celebrating individuality and the life-giving human vagina by making your crotch look like it’s giving birth to a cockatoo head first.
Pic: AP