Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone”
Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race?
People had the deets on Brandi asking Omarosa if she had ever let Trump get his pancake make-upped peen near her vagine.
“Did you ever sleep with him?” the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum asked her.
Manigault Newman asked for clarification, saying, “Who?”
“Trump,” Glanville said.
Manigault Newman paused before saying, “Hell no! Of course not. Brandi, that’s horrible.”
What might give you pause is that pause, right? She had to think about it? Hopefully the pause was her restraining herself from verbally slapping Brandi’s head off her body by bellowing “ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? YOU THINK I WOULD EVER LET THAT HAPPEN? I MIGHT BE AN ATTENTION-WHORING REALITY TELEVISION CRAZY BUT I STILL HAVE EYES AND A TINY SHRED OF DIGNITY WHICH WOULD ALWAYS PREVENT ME FROM GETTING ON THAT BALLOON KNOT OF A MAN.”
Glanville told her that she had heard of some Celebrity Apprentice contestants who had had a relationship with Trump when he starred as host of the show.
Manigault Newman asked Glanville to name any contestants who allegedly had a sexual relationship with Trump, but the reality star declined to do so.
“But you never heard my name did you?” Manigault Newman asked.
“No. He seemed to like you so much, I was just wondering,” Glanville said.
Manigault Newman offered some dry humor, saying, “God no, I’m just ratings gold.”
Maybe ratings bronze? Never one to disappoint a housemate or the nation, Omarosa DID let us know that she thinks there’s someone in the house on Pennsylvania Ave who is fucking everyone.
While she denied sleeping with the Commander in Chief, Manigault Newman did say there was “somebody” in the White House who is “sleeping around with everybody”.
It’s going to be fun to read in the comments about who you lovely people think she’s talking about (SPOILER ALERT: Everyone’s going to guess Hope Hicks). Personally, I hope it’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She seems so humorless and grim. Working for the Evil Empire must be stressful, and she seems like she needs to unwind with some penis. Wait, was Omarosa alluding to a guy? I KNEW MIKE PENCE WAS GAY.
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