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February 17, 2018 / Posted by:

The woman from China who went into a security x-ray machine with her beloved pocketbook because she refused to part with it!

THE QUEEN and abuelitas who will chancleta a little bitch in the throat for even thinking of touching her pocketbook have a new Jesus to worship. The BBC says that during the Lunar New Year travel rush at Dongguan Railway Station in southern China last weekend, a woman pretty much sang an ultra emotional cover of Mariah Carey’s Can’t Let Go to her purse when she was told by train station security that she had to put it through the x-ray machine.

The Chinese Protector of the Purse was okay with her suitcase going through the x-ray, but not her purse. She tried to walk through the security body scanner while clutching on to the Jack to her Rose, but she was stopped and told her soulmate with a strap had to go through the x-ray. You know, comparing this woman and her purse to Jack and Rose doesn’t really work. Because Rose let go of Jack’s ass, but this woman refused to let go of her purse. Now THAT is true, everlasting love at its purest.

The women had only a few options, like hold onto her purse and try to bulldoze through security, or try to smuggle her purse in her puss, or flush her purse down the toilet, or be a real ride-or-die bitch by risking cancer to go through the x-ray with her purse. She went with the last one. While rail station staff advises passengers against going through the x-ray machine because of radiation (and well, cancer), they let her. The video of the woman crawling out of the machine, as well as x-ray images of her, somehow made their way to PearVideo who posted it on Facebook. The x-ray images are ART and should be hung in The Museum of Ride or Die Messes.

 

The BBC thinks that the woman refused to part with her purse because she may have had a lot of cash in there. Apparently, some people in China travel with a lot of cash to give to relatives for New Year.

I did throw a skeptical look at that video, and part of me thinks it’s a stunt or a hoax, but then again, I know some people (see: THE QUEEN and my abuelita) who clutch onto their purse as though they just gave birth to it. Anything is possible. And this has inspired me to write a comic book about an abuelita who refuses to part with her purse at the TSA checkpoint, so she goes through the x-ray with it, and when the machine malfunctions, she comes out as THE HULKUELITA!

Pic: PearVideo

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