Kid Rock Has Allegedly Been Having An Affair With Julie Andrews’ Granddaughter For The Past 10 Years
If you thought “Kid Rock’s Glass Dildo Has Been Subpoenaed In The Insane Clown Posse Harassment Lawsuit” was going to be the most bonkers Kid Rock headline you’d read today you’d be, well, I guess you’d be right but today’s news comes in a close second. Kid Rock has reportedly been having a secret decade long affair with Julie Andrews’ (yes, THE Julie Andrews) granddaughter. InTouch has the exclusive on the affair between the engaged rapper/singer/politician/rodeo clown school dropout KR, and 41 year old Kayti Edwards whose actual granny is Mary Poppins.
InTouch has some details of the affair including text messages and emails the two exchanged. So either Kayti or Kid is working that news cycle like a hooker in a convention hall bar. A source says “This has been going on for nearly 10 years,” and that they met soon after Kid’s divorce from Pamela Anderson when he started dating his current fiancée Audrey Berry. Kayti was single at the time. They met in Florida in 2008. Kayti’s friend knew Kid’s tour manger, she attended a concert, somehow liked what she saw and bippity boppity boo!
“Kayti and Kid Rock hit it off and got physical on his bus as it drove to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, FL. Afterward, “he spooned and cuddled her. They showered together. [She then] stayed with him for eight days while he was touring.”
Of course it was the Seminole Hard Rock, the shower drains in that place are the physical manifestation of Kid Rock’s essence. How do you treat a clogged drain that’s made up entirely of greasy hair, body fluids and sloppily written jingoistic party anthems? Kid and Kayti kept in touch via text and email and regularly saw with each other whenever Kid was in Malibu.
The texts and emails InTouch has are quite scandalous! One talks about a garage sale. We learn that Kid golfs a lot. Also, Kid had a meeting he had to get to, plus he was behind on emails. Kayti used a peace sign emoji followed by a flower emoji; just real filthy stuff. And then, things got really out of control when Audrey decided to take a peek at Kid’s phone.
And about a year and a half ago, Audrey found out about the affair while going through his phone. Audrey then texted Kayti, warning her she’d “always be somebody on the side,” says the source. Kayti admitted to Audrey that “she’d slept with him” and told her to “take it up with her man.” In a text message obtained by In Touch, Kid Rock then apologizes to Kayti and asks her to hang out.
It all sounds pretty civil actually. I would expect more high drama from Kid. Audrey didn’t seem all that surprised that Kid had a side piece, she just wanted to let Kayti know that if the time does come, SHE’S the one who will be First Lady of The United States, not her! And the fact that a child raised in Hollywood made some questionable life choices is hardly surprising. InTouch has more scintillating texts and emails between the two in their latest issue if your doctor refuses to refill your Ambien prescription.