So apparently Kanye West’s return to Instagram was a Valentine’s Day-only special. Just like the heart-shaped boxes of chocolate that have been replaced by Peeps and bunnies at CVS, Kanye’s Instagram account has come and gone.
Kanye’s account was active for a day that included a picture of a last-minute-looking Valentine’s Day card and 54 pictures of famous couples. Now when you go to Kanye’s Instagram page, you get a “Sorry this page isn’t available” message. Kanye hasn’t said why he returned to Instagram just for a day. Kim Kardashian hasn’t dropped any hints either. It makes no sense, which to be fair, could be said about a lot of decisions Kanye has made. But social media is skeptical of his motivations for returning. One person on Twitter pointed out that a good number of couples he posted on Wednesday are people who have broken up.
Kanye is posting pictures of couple who have broken up and I’m terrified of what he’s hinting at. pic.twitter.com/qEOBdbog24
— Praise Yeezus (@TerriBILL_22) February 14, 2018
That’s not to say all of the couples are broken up. Kanye posted a picture of Barack and Michelle Obama, and we know they’re still together. And as if this is how Kanye and Kim would announce they’re splitting up. We’ll know when that day happens because it will probably involve an Instagram picture of a topless Kim signing divorce papers with a pen squeezed between her titties.
My guess is that Kanye wanted to make a little extra money and he saw all his in-laws making millions off Instagram. But he has just a shred too much dignity to whore himself out for gummy hair vitamins, so he decided to make a vintage fan account. And as luck would have it, the next day his insurance company finally decided to pay up, which means he didn’t have to pretend to be busy anymore. “Sorry Kim, looks like spamming Instagram with pointless posts is your thing again.”