Afternoon Crumbs
The Great Value Luke Perry known as Drake Bell went the Great Value Nick Jonas route by doing a video where he rubs on a chick, pretends to go down on her and throws lukewarm sex me eyes at the camera as she gives him a head massage. Since the chick was rubbing all over him, she should’ve squirted a good moisturizer on her hands and rubbed his face (sexy-like, of course) too, because his mug is looking parched – Just Jared
And here’s Drake Bell looking like he’s holding a guinea pig over his crotch – Instagram
The Lifetime version of Meghan Markle has been given a $1 wig worthy of a Lifetime shit show. And let’s not talk about that Prince Cold Ginger-From-A-Box – Lainey Gossip
Speaking of ginger don’ts – Celebitchy
The cheating ex of Shannon Beador from Real Housewives of Orange County has been seen around town with a new girlfriend. It must be a nice change for her cheating ex to go from pushing his mistress into a potted plant whenever he thought somebody was taking their picture to posing for a picture with his girlfriend out in the open – Reality Tea
I’d much rather see a G-rated bro porn starring Adam Rippon and Johnny Knoxville, but sure, I’ll take this – Towleroad
A demure white lace blossom bloomed on the carpet at the Black Panther premiere – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I see that Miley Cyrus is creeping back to her Bangerz era by fucking a heart balloon for Valentine’s Day – Hollywood Tuna
Such a spontaneous Valentine’s Day picture of Mariah Carey having an intimate moment in her bathroom with herself, a lighting crew, a hair and makeup team, a production designer, a Photoshop artist and that one guy who holds her purse – SOW
The trans parent of Transparent is officially out – A.V. Club
Another lucky baby will soon get to enter the perfect rich gay world curated by Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent – Apartment Therapy
Pic: YouTube