Attention whore Piers Morgan has popped up to say that fellow attention whore Omarosa tried to label him as a closet case when they appeared on the first season of Celebrity Apprentice. Piers penned a column for The Daily Mail that basically drags the fired White House staffer for being irrelevant and mean by going on Celebrity Big Brother to air dirty laundry for more headlines. The ten-second summary of it is: Omarosa likes to use gay slurs, especially if it gets her screen time. Omarosa…having no morals in her quest for fame?! Oh noooooo! I hope you were sitting down when you read that.
Anyway, their beef started when she plopped down next to Piers early in the filming of Celebrity Apprentice to ask for a showmance:
“Omarosa sidled up to me at the New York Mercantile Exchange and said, quite seriously: ‘Piers, do you want a showmance?’ ‘A what?’ I replied. ‘A showmance. You know, a romance on the show – we get it on together. Happens all the time on Apprentice. Everyone has sex together. Then we can make lots of money out of it.’ I stared at her grasping, ferociously ambitious little eyes, and laughed: ‘You must be joking, you deluded woman.’ She didn’t take it well. ‘What are you? Gay?’”
Piers is a lot of things…insufferable, condescending, moral-less, and wishy-washy, to name a few! But I really just don’t see him batting for our team…his ties are too wide, for starters! It sounds like it didn’t stop there. Piers said he’s met “a lot of vile human beings in my life, from dictators and terrorists to sex abusers and wicked conmen” (it’s unclear if any of that was from looking in the mirror), but Omarosa took the title of most wretched.
After getting rebuffed by that hot cup of British tea, Omarosa decided to portray him as gay. Piers was separated from his now ex-wife at the time, and Omarosa laughed on camera about it and talked about how his ex-wife and his kids all hated him along with a few other choice gay slurs that start with the letter “f,” and I don’t mean “fucking fabulous!” She also tried to tell then-reality show judge Donald Trump (sigh…simpler times) that Piers was gay, which led to Piers somehow kissing Trace Adkins to show that he wasn’t. My personal favorite was when she barked at Piers in front of Lennox Lewis:
“Hey Piers, I hear you got caught sucking a gay waiter’s cock in a hotel pool?”
Now that is just how we know this whole thing is a farce. Omarosa may be a famewhore, but Piers is an old school, ruthless tabloid editor famewhore. If Piers had really sucked a waiter’s cock in a hotel pool, he would have shown up to the Trump boardroom and “accidentally” dropped pictures of him in the peen cabana just to elbow his way into sweeps week!