Night Crumbs
Robsten fans claim that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson met up at a small bar in Silver Lake over the weekend. You know what this means? Kristen Stewart’s girlfriend Stella Maxwell is obviously just KStew and RPattz’s nanny and was taking care of their secret kid while they were on a rare public date to celebrate their 10 years of secret marriage (or however long those Robsten messes think they’ve been married). You got caught, Robsten! – Lainey GossipĀ
“Sources” are still blabbing to the tabloids about the Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall feud, and I would say that I’m firmly on Team Kim, but I’m waiting for Rojo Caliente’s thoughts before I permanently settle on a side – Celebitchy
When are we going to find out that Teddi Mellencamp is really Kate Gosselin masquerading as a sane person? – Reality Tea
Now that Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen admitted that he paid Stormy Daniels hush money out of his own pocket, I’m hoping that the forecast will be Stormy with a chance of tea spillage – Towleroad
The next time I’m at a bar and can’t find a little table or space to sit my drink down, I’m going to wish I had a friend like Iggy Azalea. Because if she was by my side, I could just set my drink on her ass – Drunken StepfatherĀ
Not pictured: a husband gathering all the flowers around Shay Mitchell for a last-minute Valentine’s Day gift for his wife – Popoholic
Something I needed today: a serving of Joel Kinnaman’s bare nalgas – OMG Blog
Luke Wilson was involved in a car crash that left one man dead – Just Jared
Julia Louis-Dreyfus told cancer to fuck off after her cancer surgery seemed to be a success – SOW
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