Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Hot Slut hot sauce inspired by the hottest slut of all Blanche Devereaux! 

Today is February 14, and if you’re married, it’s the day when your wedded piece gives you a stolen rose they snatched from their co-worker’s bouquet and you have a quickie in the bathroom before eating Olive Garden leftovers from the weekend while watching the Olympics. Or if you’re single, then it’s the day you get drunk at home by yourself before taking a Lyft to the nearest 24-hour Walgreens at 12:01am to buy VD chocolate on the cheap. I did have a VD-themed Hot Slut ready to go today, but then this HIGHLY IMPORTANT Hot Slut hot sauce was dropped into my inbox a few times, and well, everything stops for Rue McClanahan!

A site called AlwaysFit is selling a 4-pack of Golden Girls-inspired hot sauces. There’s Bea Spicy for Bea Arthur’s Dorothy, Desert Rose for Betty White’s Rose, Sicilian Fire for Estelle Getty’s Sophia and Hot Slut for Rue’s Blanche Devereaux! AlwaysFit describes the perfect Hot Slut of the Day (perfect because it’s got Hot Slut in its name, is Blanche Devereaux-inspired and is food) like this:

Sicilian Fire and Hot Slut are made with Habanero peppers, carrot puree, garlic and spices, which deliver a sultry hot heat in addition to plenty of flavor. Made without the addition of pure pepper extract, Sicilian Fire and Hot Slut get all of their from the natural Habanero peppers themselves.The heat level of Sicilian Fire and Hot Slut is: HOT. For a lower heat rating, try Desert Rose and/or Bea Spice!

I’m not exactly sure what the Golden Girls have to do with hot sauce, but I will never side-eye or talk shit about anything that’s Golden Girls-related (except for Golden Girls-inspired CROCs. Nobody better commit that act of dark-sided blasphemy). My only complaint about Blanche’s Hot Slut hot sauce is that it doesn’t double as fuck lube. When you’re a mega slut, boring old basic lube doesn’t give your loins the tingles anymore, so you really need something special to light your parts on fire. That would’ve been the perfect hot sauce tribute to the ultimate Hot Slut Blanche Devereaux!

Pics: AlwaysFit (Thanks to everyone who sent this in!)

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