Omarosa’s back in the Celebrity Big Brother house after a short hospitalization for an asthma attack and she’s already back in the spotlight. On last night’s episode, Omarosa held court again and regaling the houseguests with nightmare scenarios from The White House (or the Winter Big Brother House as I will be calling it from now on). Omarosa warned of the Trump administration’s immigration “round up plan”, assured houseguest Marissa Jaret Winokur that we aren’t going to be ok so quit asking, and then revealed that Vice President Mike Pence would be so much worse than Trump. Oh, and for some reason she’s dressed like the First Lady of Cameroon.
After basically telling the houseguests that the American gestapo is coming for everybody, she warns them that no matter how bad Trump is, Mike Pence is worse. This is not news to the houseguests but Omarosa’s dramatic chipmunk routine’s got all eyes on her (except for Metta World Peace who I think may be pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s over in the corner). via Deadline
“Can I just say this? As bad as y’all think Trump is, you would be worried about Pence,” she tells her housemates. “So everybody that’s wishing for impeachment, might want to reconsider their lives. We would be begging for days of Trump back if Pence became President, that’s all I’m saying. He’s extreme.
And then, sotto voce, like any master gossip worth his or her salt, she adds:
“I’m Christian, I love Jesus, but he thinks Jesus tells him to say things. … I’m like, ‘Jesus didn’t say that.’ Scary.”
She’s not wrong. Mike Pence thinking he can talk to Jesus is not surprising and it is scary as hell. Omarosa just loves to give bad news, doesn’t she? The scarier the better. She missed her calling, she should have become an oncologist just so she could tell people they have 3 months to live on the regular. I’m not sure how much longer CBB is on for but pretty soon Omarosa is going to be telling us Trump makes all his decisions using a Magic 8 Ball, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has a secret Klan Kave and not only does Pence talk to Jesus, he also plays pinochle with Satan.
Here’s the tape!