Vanessa Trump Was Taken To The Hospital After Opening Suspicious Package

…and it sadly wasn’t just her husband’s (Donald Trump Jr.) suspicious package like normal. As well all know, there isn’t a damn original idea out there these days, which is responsible for every 90s show getting rebooted. Unfortunately, some assholes are also rebooting the early 2000s trend of scaring the shit out of people by dumping baby powder in a Hallmark card and mailing it to someone they don’t like. Vanessa Trump was on the receiving end of that when she opened a suspicious package addressed to her husband at her Manhattan apartment today.

NBC News says Vanessa was taken to a Manhattan hospital as a precautionary measure after being exposed to an unknown substance that was in a letter addressed to her husband. Police say she was coughing and was nauseous. Three people at the apartment ended up getting taken to New York Presbyterian just to be certain it wasn’t a harmful substance. The NYPD said nobody suffered injuries and the substance was deemed non-hazardous. Donald Trump’s personal attorney issued a statement:

“How disturbed must a person be to do what they did to a mother of five children? This dangerous and reckless act goes beyond political differences.”

The Secret Service are currently investigating.

I am a bit fascinated that the Trumps open their own mail. I kind of assumed that peasant duties, like opening the mail, was saved for an intern in the basement of Trump Tower to take care of. FURTHER, why are you opening your man’s mail, Vanessa? It’s a felony! Even if you are married to a Trump, do you think he’s communicating with side pieces via snail mail?? They only care about that when the latest issue of Forbes comes in!

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