Now that Beyoncé and Jay-Z don’t step foot in an elevator without vetting who is working the security shift lest shit get out (again), we have to closely examine photos of Solange Knowles in copies of InTouch at the dentist’s office to determine if she’s wearing the expression of someone who whooped some ass defending her sister’s honor. Luckily, Bey and Jay appear to have befriended Tiffany Haddish, who has no problem blabbing to the world. On an episode of TV One’s Uncensored, Tiffany talked about what went down when some Hollywood floozy tried to mack on Jay the night she met Beyoncé.
Tiffany said she was invited to a Jay-Z concert after party when she was approached by Bey. They traded pleasantries along the lines of Queen B saying who she was and Tiffany replying, “Bitch, even the wallpaper knows who you are” (in so many words). Tiffany later talked to Jay-Z when some actress (she never blabs the name) put her paw on Jay’s chest, which led to Bey basically coming over to give said actress a talking to. Tiffany then demurred on what went down:
“Some other stuff happened, but I ain’t gonna say nothing yet. But it’s gonna be in these streets. You gonna know!”
This was the same party where Tiffany posted a selfie with Bey from and said that Bey kept her from beating a bitch who wasn’t acting right.
Ugh, of course it’s going to be in these streets, Tiffany! In these streets in the form of a 76-hour HBO artistic video extravaganza that we have to piece together clues in each video that eventually just spell out “R-A-C-H-E-L-R-O-Y-S-M-E-L-L-S-L-I-K-E-D-O-O-D-O-O.” Just save us the expense of having to re-up our HBO GO accounts and tell us who the harpy was!
Tiffany Haddish talks about meeting Beyoncé and how she walked up on a girl who was feeling on her man ??? pic.twitter.com/3OYTAPhPNv
— BeyoncéVirtuoso (@BeyonceVirtuoso) February 10, 2018