Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 10, 2018 / Posted by:

The Winter Olympics Torch in PyeongChang!

This HSOTD post is a shout out to all the dick-on-the-brains dick seers who seem to be more obsessed with dick than I am. And I always thought that was an impossible feat!

My brain can process almost anything I see as a peen-shaped. I look at a door knob and say, “That’s one fat Kevin Hart-sized mini dick.” I look at a palm tree and say, “That’s one tall uncut pencil dick squirting out a weird-looking green load. Bitch should really pay a visit to the free clinic.” But when the robot cauldron of the 2018 Olympics got lit during the opening ceremonies last night, I didn’t see a flaming peen when I looked at the torch. But many saw a long fiery dick spitting a sloppy nut of fire onto the cauldron.

I see it now, and I’m so ashamed of myself for not seeing it before. How could I not see a headless flaming crotch rod busting a nut of fire onto a little hole? I don’t know myself anymore!

And now that I look at it, the cauldron looks like four curved bionic alien dicks tapping a ball. Or like a white anal bead going into a bionic alien’s asshole.

I bet that’s what it looks like when Prince Hot Ginge busts one. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to save that video to my file folder marked “fap material.

Pic: YouTube

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