Karlie Kloss Hung Out With Taylor Swift’s Enemy Katy Perry

February 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Mount St. Goody Goody Gumdrop (Taylor Swift) is about to blow it’s fucking lid! There’s been rumors that Taylor and Karlie Kloss had become less-than-friendly, but I wasn’t ready to believe it. Just like I wasn’t ready to believe Tay single-handedly ruined the Fourth of July by not having her annual party. Karlie may have sealed her fate to a future of being inundated with rat emojis because she was spotted out and about with Katy Perry!

Everybody knows the only thing that chaps TSwift’s ass more than missing her nighttime double shot of Ovaltine is that grotsky, backup dancer-stealing beyotch Katy. TMZ says Karlie and Katy were sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…oh, wait. That’s just what Tay and Karlie did. The new dynamic duo were just spotted out and about eating sushi in L.A.

People already thought Karlie was coming for Tay when she Instagrammed a vid of her for that never-ending Love magazine advent calendar with what may or may not have been an allusion to Katy’s Taylor diss track.

Tay’s fans naturally lost their shit over Karlie using a CLEAR AND OBVIOUS slamming of their Butterscotch Don and failed to see “swish swish” is also what a basketball should do if you’re remotely playing the sport correctly.

Taylor and Katy were rumored to have kissed and made up last year. Some thought they were going to show the world they were good by being in Taylor’s music video together. But that didn’t end up happening, and Taylor’s fans went back to turning on Karlie for turning on their queen. Why don’t we address the real problem here: Karlie Kloss is the biggest turncoat since Benedict Arnold?! First, she pops up in the video for the Katy diss track, and now she’s slobbering on Katy’s maki? What’s next? Tripping Naomi Campbell on the runway just to get the closing walk at New York Fashion Week? Actually, that’d be fun to watch. Turncoat away, Karlie!

Pic: Wenn.com

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