The giant plastic and chicken wire dicks at Sanchez-Kane’s New York Men’s Fashion Week Show!
Watching sad, hungry, bored models strut down a runway in clothes I’ll never be able to afford doesn’t sound like the greatest time to me, but throw in some huge dicks and suddenly I’m perched on the edge of my seat with my binoculars fixed firmly on that dick! Fashion designer Barbara Sanchez-Kane, who was born in Mexico, told Paper that her collection is her commentary on how her homeland is ESCANDALOSO-IZED (yes, that’s a real Spanish word that I totally didn’t make up) by sex. So she made all the Mexican abuelita clutch their rosaries by putting dicks, condoms and nalgas on the runway.
Barbara Sanchez-Kane said that “sex education in schools” is a thing that does not exist in Mexico, and that kids don’t learn about rubbers and aren’t taught that fapping is normal. That has led unwanted pregnancy and STDs. So Sanchez-Kane’s show starred everything that she felt is taboo in Mexico like dicks, condoms and masturbation. Her show is also one of the greatest fashion shows I’ve seen in a long time. Not only did it have two things I love, dicks and chaps, but it had two other things I love: Sharpie brows painted by the cholita angels and the kind of lip liner game that tells a bitch to step off. (It also tells people that you’re really smart, because with a dark lip liner, you can suck dick while keeping your lip glamour intact.)
This IS fashion:
@sanchez_kane x @nyfw Styled by @smilewith_style 💅 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I love being part of this experience ✨ the best #mexicanteam 🔥🔥🔥 . . . #sanchezkane #artesanalshop #couturedebarrio #mexicanpower #nyfw #fashion #style #mexico #chingon #nyc #art #puropinchemexicanpower #pitospalabanda #puromexa #mexasinnyc
If Lisa”Left Eye” Lopez played Crazy Eyes in Orange is the New Black, this is what her hairstyle would look like:
This is one of the dancers (wearing prison jumpsuit chaps) doing a dance of masturbation on top of a chicken wire-headed peen:
#NYFW _______________________________________________________Artist @cesarbrodermann provided the choreography at @sanchez_kane runway show this week in NYC. ______________________________________________________A seductive dance of forbidden love and with some rather bold art along the catwalk, punctuated the message of designer Barbara Sanchez-Kane, that her native Mexico must do more to provide sex education and battle intolerance.
And the end credits walk:
I’m not exactly sure what that chicken wire dickhead symbolizes. This is my guess… If you were to sit on a chicken wire dickhead, your ass or vagina walls would get all jacked up and it’d feel like you got the worst STD rash ever. So maybe Sanchez-Kane is saying that if you don’t put a condom over that dick, you could end up with an ass wall rash. Bravo, Sanchez-Kane!
That being said, I’d still get with that chicken wire dick.