Night Crumbs

Robin Thicke (remember him?) and his girlfriend April Geary say that they’re going to name their soon-to-be born daughter Mia Love Thicke. Baby Mia already planned to never come out of the womb after finding out that Robin Thicke is her dad, and now she’s really never coming out after finding out that her parents gave her the name that sounds like part of the title to a porn movie. But if she does come out of the womb and grows up, she’s going to open every first date she has with, “Your last name isn’t Cox is it?”   – Celebitchy

If Will Smith really wanted to embarrass his kid on Instagram, he should’ve just reminded everyone of the fact that he was in Wild Wild West – Lainey Gossip 

Ramona Singer is going to drink an entire bottle of Pinot while celebrating the messiness going down between her ex and his mistress. Although, she was probably going to drink an entire bottle of Pinot anyway – Reality Tea 

Okay, but did Starman get carjacked by aliens for that Tesla yet? – Towleroad

Did Charlie Sheen have someone offed? My first thought was, “naw,” until I reminded myself that Charlie Sheen is Charlie Sheen – Pajiba

Aubrey O’Day is serving phase 1 RealDoll naturalness – Drunken Stepfather

“Let’s cover her in a bunch of shit I found in a box marked ‘1984 Xmas decorations’ in my parents’ garage” is what the stylist said during Elle Fanning’s shoot for Love Magazine – Hollywood Tuna

If this Honest Trailer about Showgirls was keeping it 100% honest, they would’ve called it to the greatest achievement in filmmaking – OMG Blog

Am I stoned (don’t answer that) or does that dress make Saoirse Ronan’s chichis look like they have antennas and are wearing a headband? – Popoholic

Jim Carrey wants you to do delete your Facebook page because of Russia – Just Jared

Prayer circle for the Queen of the Oscars Sally Kirkland! – Wonderwall

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