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February 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Nashville’s holiday chariot of happiness!

For years and years, Phoebe Price has been the queen of bringing festiveness to the world (insert MariahCareySideEyeDotGif here) by dressing up in festive ho shit for every major holiday imaginable. PP’s now got some competition from Tennessee, and her competition is a Toyota Camry. NewsChannel5 did a bit on Margie Felts, a Southern ray of peppy sunshine in flannel pajamas, who does her Toyota up in festive drag for holidays like Valentine’s Day, Halloween, Fourth of July and Christmas. Margie tapes and Saran Wraps homemade decorations and stuff from the dollar store and drugstores to her Toyota to bring joy to the streets.

Margie’s husband died last year, but she says she’s not wrapped in a cocoon of depression and has stayed happy and positive enough to spread goodness to Nashville. (The part of me that falls into doom and gloom over any little stupid thing can’t relate.)

Many people ask Margie if they can take a picture with her car, but not everyone farts out hearts of love over it. The airport police gave her a ticket for riding through the terminal with a car that looks like the Christmas decorations section of a Walmart on December 26. So she doesn’t drive through the airport anymore. She’s also got people in her life who refuse to get into her car.

“There’s some people embarrassed of my car. They said, ‘I wouldn’t be caught dead in that car!’ But most people in the world love it, so I’m excited. They get behind me and they take videos. And if I pull over, they’ll get behind me and say, ‘Can I take a picture?!’ They’ll get excited and say, ‘Ooo I love it!'”

Those people are dumb. First of all, Margie’s Toyota has 400,000 miles on it, so it’s going to run forever. Second of all, nobody would ever fuck with you while you’re riding in her car, because they’d take one look at those teddy bears taped to the roof and think that a serial killer owned it. Third of all, you’d get to listen to human rainbow Margie talk as she drove you in her festive chariot.

Now that Margie’s car is a local STAR, I’m sure all her snobby friends and relatives are begging to take a ride in it. Whatever The Louvre charges for admission, Margie should charge double that to ride in her car, because it’s a more priceless work of art than the Mona Lisa.

Pic: NewsChannel5 (For Hayley)

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