Kevin Hart was born in Philadelphia, so naturally he’s a huge Eagles fan and was really happy to be at the Super Bowl with his team. But he drank a lot and got extremely messy.
After the Eagles won the Super Bowl, a drunk Kevin Hart rushed onto the field to celebrate. Getting to stand shoulder-to-mid-chest with his team wasn’t enough for Kevin. Whatever Kevin was chugging last night must have him convinced he was the team mascot, because when the Vince Lombardi trophy was brought out, he tried to get on stage with the players and coaches. A security guard pulled a “Sorry, not on the list buddy,” and Kevin was kept at field-level. Sorry Kevin, but the only non-athlete getting up on that stage is the crown prince of Philadelphia, his royal highness Will Smith.
LOOOOOOOOL Security wouldn't let Kevin Hart get on stage pic.twitter.com/VSVpjqzhPe
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) February 5, 2018
Poor Kevin. They totally could have let him sneak on stage with everyone else; he doesn’t take up much room. But sadly he was denied a trophy celebration. So what did Kevin do instead? Kevin took his drunk ass to NFL Network’s live post-game report and broke FCC no-no #1 by slurring out an extremely audible “fuck.”
Kevin Hart drops an f-bomb live in NFL Network and Deion can't stop laughing pic.twitter.com/N0CFMXKimZ
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 5, 2018
Deon Sanders’ body language says: “PLEASE call this fool an Uber.”
Later in the night, Kevin recorded a video while still hammered off his face. He apologized for trying to get on stage with the trophy, and not surprisingly he blamed it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Who gives a shit….Fllllyyyy EAGLES FLY!!!!! #iShouldHaveListenedToMyWife #iWasCaughtUpInTheMoment #iWasSuperDrunk #ImSoHappyForMyCity #AtLeastiDidntPunchaHorse #ThatSecurityGuardDidHisJob #iWantedToHoldTheTrophy #SoWhat #PhiladephiaStandUp #FreeMeekMill #EaglesEverything #WeBeatTomBrady #iShittedInMySuiteAndiDidntFlushTheToilet #ThugLife #GoEagles #iWonSoMuchMoneyOnThisGame #PhiladelphiaForever #WeFinallyGotaSuperBowl #iWitnessedHistory #iThrewUpThisMorning #SoWhatTheEaglesWon #ImGettingOld #FuckYouGaryTheBengalsSuck #MyFriendsAreTheBlame #TheyGotMeDrunk #HelpMeBabyJesus #WhereAreMySocks #iTrippedAndFellOnTheFeildAndHeardaWomanSayAintThatKevinHart #DontJudgeMe #ImBuyingaEagleWithTheMoneyiWon
I hope those hashtags aren’t real. Kevin Hart, I know you won a shit-ton of money off that game, but do NOT go and buy an eagle! Eagles are big. He’ll be in his backyard one day, and out of nowhere that eagle will swoop down, snatch Kevin up by the back of his shirt, and drop him in a nest.