A Florida Man Was Arrested For Planning To Kidnap Lana Del Ray

February 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Vacant looker and seeming Manson girl aspiree Lana Del Ray must be shivering in her gauzy beach lingerie this weekend. She’s probably also increased her security and purchased another rocket launcher with which to defend herself. ABC News is reporting that some nut was arrested for planning to kidnap her at her Friday night concert in Orlando, FL.

According to an arrest affidavit, Michael Hunt, 43, of Riverview, Florida was pinched by cops and charged with “aggravated stalking with a credible threat and attempted kidnapping with a weapon.” He had allegedly posted numerous threats towards “Elizabeth Woolridge Grant” (that’s Lana’s real name) on social media in recent weeks. Hunt has a long criminal record (“61 felony convictions from drugs to violent crimes“), and it’s probably because his parents were either incredibly stupid or incredibly mean enough to name him “Mike Hunt“. Sound it out. The playground must have been a delightful wonderland for him when he was a tyke with that name.

Nevertheless, you shouldn’t threaten pop stars on social media and then show up within 200 feet of their concerts bearing tickets to the show and a folding knife. Cops say that Lana was aware of Hunt and feared for her safety.

The heavily redacted affidavit, dated Feb. 1, suggests that Hunt published “different posts” from Jan. 29 to Feb. 2, and as a result “victim Elizabeth Grant was in fear for her safety.”

After interviewing Hunt, cops claim that he “did so threaten to confine and/or imprison victim Grant against her will and without lawful authority.” It’s way serious and he’s currently being held without bail in the Orange County jail.

Lana supposedly dated Axl Rose, so she knows fear. But this is a whole ‘nother ball game. Seriously, people, don’t name your kids after rude names for nether regions. This sort of thing is the result.

Pic: Wenn.com

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