Elon Musk May Have Called It Quits On Secret Relationship With Amber Heard

February 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Every breakfast restaurant around the world must be shedding a tear this morning, as it sounds like Elon Musk and Amber Heard may not like each other enough to partake in their favorite activity of frittatas-and-fucking. Pour a mimosa out, y’all, for the revived-and-killed-again carcass of Elon’s and Amber’s relationship!

Page Six reports the two have split again after getting back together. A random source gave the tea that it was Elon who did the breaking up:

“Elon and Amber broke up this week. Elon made the decision to end things, and Amber agreed. The timing just wasn’t right, but they still care about each other.”

This might come as a little bit of a surprise since it seemed like their maybe-maybe-not reconciliation was beginning to go international. They went to Chile over the holidays, they have been seen holding hands after sushi, and were even spotted smooching last year. While we kind of figured Elon was the one to do the breaking up the first time, too, he has previously told Rolling Stone that it was Amber who took his heart and chopped it up into burrito meat:

“I was really in love, and it hurt bad. Well, she broke up with me more than I broke up with her, I think.”

Neither Amber nor Elon’s reps confirmed or denied the break up, but that’s probably because who the fuck knows if these two are together or not. On the plus side, real estate agents must be over the moon knowing their favorite Sunday open house entertainment is back on the market.

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