Danielle Staub Got Engaged For The TWENTIETH TIME! (That We Know Of)

February 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Half – ok, all – the appeal of the first season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was watching Teresa Giudice (back when she was the normal one) flip a table over prostitution WHORE-AH Danielle Staub being engaged “NINETEEN TIMES?!” I guess twenty sounds better because Danielle got engaged yet again, and this time it’s on film.

UsWeekly says Bravo ran a Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Secrets Revealed special last night, and it sounds like Danielle’s on-air engagement was more real than her boobies since she apparently seemed genuinely shocked. Things have changed a lot since season one, so Teresa and Danielle are actually friendly. They and Margaret Josephs were all together when Danielle’s boyfriend, Marty Caffrey, popped the question. Sigh, I guess my dream RHONJ reunion, hosted by Scores, will never come to fruition now!

Apparently Margaret and Teresa cried during the whole thing, but that’s probably because engagements basically guarantee Danielle will stick around for next season. Marty and Danielle started dating in April of 2016, and they actually seem – do I even say it? – normal in comparison to the couples that usually get cast on the show.

Admittedly, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time (or until the next Posche fashion show) when Teresa loses her shit and screams at Danielle for being engaged the same number as there are Duggar offspring. Oh, wait! I forgot they are Zen together and do yoga. Fine. The only time Teresa will ever flip a table again is if she finds out Juicy Joe is up for parole.

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