Cutesy celebrity wagers are pretentious and annoying but when said wager requires me to scan pictures of Tom Hardy’s biceps on a Wednesday morning, I can let it slide. In 2016, Tom Hardy said that he and his The Revenant co-star Leonardo Dicaprio made a bet about whether or not he’d get an Oscar nomination for getting all ornery and ugly in the film. Leonardo bet that Tom would get an Oscar nom, and Tom thought the opposite. And instead of ruining a man’s life for a single dollar like normal millionaires, Tom and Leo’s bet involved actual flesh and blood.
Tom did get that nomination (and so did Leo, who actually won) and so he had to make good and get a Leonardo DiCaprio tattoo. UsWeekly reports that it may have taken two years but Tom is a man of his word and so he went ahead and got the words “Leo Knows All” tattooed onto his bicep. Reading about these two broheims blowing smoke up each others asses is grating but visualizing Tom having anything blown up his ass is both easy to do and enjoyable.
Here, I looked at so many pictures of Tom to find this. The sacrifices I make for Dlisted knows no bounds.
Ugh, is that comic sans? Oh well, Tom already has enough shitty tattoos to make a Tom of Finland sailor blush so his Leo ink is really just a drop in the bucket. But still, Leo Knows All is an ominous phrase. How much can Leo really know when he only knows how to count up to 20 (21 if his pants are off)?
Here’s an old video I watch sometimes when I’m feeling low. Happy Wednesday!