Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 30, 2018 / Posted by:

The beheaded Ursula at Disney California Adventure in Anaheim!

This would’ve made a perfect Monday morning Hot Slut of the Day, but you know, it also makes a perfect Tuesday morning Hot Slut of the Day, because it takes most of us at least 5 days to get our head back on our neck. And even then, it falls off again on Sunday night and we’re back to feeling wrong. An animatronic Ursula on The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Undersea Adventure ride at Disney California Adventure felt our pain when she became a poor unfortunate soul herself after her heack (that’s a head/neck combo) fell off her body and dangled in front of her sea witch titty balls.

One rider got video, which looks like a preview for tonight’s State of the Uniom address. You know, an off-their-head villain cackling at the poors.

Ursula wasn’t the only animatronic Disney character who had a rough night. The wife auctioneer on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland Paris also lost his head. This is a PLOT TWIST, because it looks like the Queen of Hearts is going after her fellow villains.

The rider who took the video of decapitated Ursula said she was laughing at that mess, but some children weren’t and they cried.

“Immediately after we got off we were ushered out along with everyone else, and the employees looked very concerned. Many people had seen Ursula decapitated, including kids who understandably were upset.”

When I was a kid, the rundown Chuck E. Cheese my mom sometimes took us too was busted and the animatronic characters were always broken. They had stuck eyelids and missing eyeballs, and we got used to it. So the kids crying over a broke animatronic character at a Disney theme park IS what privilege looks like!

But seriously, anytime a singer cancels a show because they’ve got the sicks, or whatever, their managers need to show them this video. Animatronic Ursula went on with the show and continued to sing even though her head ain’t on her body! Bitch took “the show must go on” to new levels.

Pic: @AshleyLCarter1

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