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January 25, 2018 / Posted by:

The crow who successfully infiltrated a ginger pussy gang and was able to eat their food without getting clawed in the eye!

A Redditor named AusSpyder shared a riveting clip (via Laughing Squid) from the upcoming Planet Earth III episode “Suburbia” (and it’s playing exclusively in my head) and it shows a fuck-free wild crow who has become friendly-ish with a pack of domesticated cats. AusSpyder says that a few months ago, a crow showed up at his friend’s house in a state of down and out. The crow had a busted wing, which kept him from flying. Suspiciously enough, the gang of ginger pussies never took advantage of the situation by holding him down while the others ate him alive.

While the crow was stuck at the house, he got used to the cats and the humans, and the cats and humans got used to him. The crow’s wing eventually healed, but he still hasn’t flown away and hangs around the house.

“This crow showed up at my friends house one day. It had an injured wing and couldn’t fly at first, but It’s been like 3 or 4 months now and the crow can fly again though not quite as good as it originally could. It’s just chosen to hang around and it still eats with the cats or my friend if she eats outside. He will happily sit on your shoulder and eat biscuits if you have any. It’s not exactly a pet, like it isn’t stuck in a cage and could easily fly off any time it wanted, it just chooses not to and for some reason the cats never chose to attack it.”

Here’s the video of the crow showing he’s a traitor to the bird community by being polite around cats!

There’s something suspect going on here… Either that crow has some defaming shit on those cats (like proof that one of those cats liked a photo of a dog on Instagram), or that’s not a crow. It’s a small ginger cat in a crow costume and the ginger pussy gang are trying to trick other birds into thinking they’re trustworthy and bird-friendly so they can attack those poor unsuspecting feathered souls. It’s a trap! That might be the only reasonable explanation for this freak act of nature.

Pic: YouTube

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