Open Post: Hosted By Katie Price Posing For Her Life At The National Television Awards

You know how in Jennifer’s Body, the demon that possessed Megan Fox’s body sometimes shows itself? Like this:

Well, Katie Price gave us some of that glamorous Succubus hotness (Sharon Needles, who?) on the red carpet at the 23rd National Television Awards in London last night. Katie was there because the talk show she’s on, Loose Women (I’ll pause as you cackle for the 678th time over Katie Price being on a show called Loose Women), was nominated. Loose Women lost the award for Best Daytime Show to This Morning, and while the winners were collecting their trophy on stage, Katie looked down at her phone. She was probably just reading her email, like the email she got from the Death Eaters who invited her to join them since they’re impressed with her ability to make people reach for the holy water just by striking a soul-frightening pose (see: above). But who cares about that stupid award! Katie won the night with her piping pose game on the red carpet.

If Voldemort became a beauty YouTuber who specialized in creating the Kardashian look using discount drugstore cosmetics and expired makeup found in a shoebox in the back of your bathroom cabinet, he’d look exactly like Katie at the National Television Awards last night. In other words: STUNNING!

Pics: Wenn.com, 20th Century Fox