Many Tried, But Nobody Beat Kate Hudson On The Red Carpet At The SAG Awards

January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

There was a lot of messy fashion at the SAG Awards last night (prepare yourself accordingly after that jump below!). But obviously any effort that was put in was immediately cancelled out the second Kate Hudson returned to the scene of last year’s fashion crime and fully outdid herself in a fluffy Valentino vision of countrified love. I say love because, duh, the hearts a’plenty, but also because I love this dress. What’s not to love? Black velvet (check), pink beauty pageant chiffon (check), a high-lace neckline with corresponding bib of ruffles (checking furiously). The only thing missing is a pink parasol. Kate probably left it in the limo for fear of being mistaken for Miley Cyrus in a knock-off production of My Fair Lady called Decent Lookin’ Gal.

Here’s who else showed up and sizzled eyeballs with style.

Margot Robbie must have heard that Tonya Harding was dropped by her agent/publicist after making some crazy demands of the press, and thought “Yeah, maybe time to metaphorically skate a little farther away from her.” Because here she is in a pink feathers and jewels Miu Miu dress looking less like Tonya and more like Oksana Baiul at the 1994 Winter Olympics.

The 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

I’m sure lots of people will look at the brown sequined coil on the shoulder of Nicole Kidman’s Armani Prive dress and immediately think of a dog turd. And by lots, I mean, everyone sees that, right? I would love to hear what Armani Prive was thinking, and don’t tell me they weren’t going for anything besides haute couture poo.

24th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards

Lastly, much like Kate Hudson’s mess above, I’m all here for Saoirse Ronan’s Louis Vuitton gown. That detailing up and down the arms kind of looks like two shimmering labias and the belt around the waist is giving me medieval Monk realness. The whole thing put together is what I imagine you’d be given on your first day at a fancy monastery for women called a menstruary.

24th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards

Here’s the rest from the SAGs last night.

Pics: Wenn.com/FayesVision

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