More details are emerging about the alleged affair between Donald J. Trump and porn star Stormy Daniels. Mother Jones has a delightful breakdown of the the road that’s led us to the frightening place we are today; having a mental image of the President of these United States getting his ass pinked by a porn star with a copy of Forbes Magazine. Yep, that’s something we all share now!
According to Mother Jones, this detail about Donny’s periodical proclivities came about in a 2009 email exchange during a time when Stormy was seriously considering a political campaign of her own. In 2009, Stormy explored the possibility of challenging Louisiana senator David Vitter, a vocal social conservative, whose phone number popped up in the notorious D.C. Madam’s contacts list.
Daniels, who grew up in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, told reporters she wanted to highlight his hypocrisy. She offered up a potential campaign slogan: “Stormy Daniels: Screwing people honestly.”
[side bar: Stormy 2020 anyone?]
Stormy was serious about this shit, put a team together and started mining her contacts for potential donors to tap for her campaign. Among her wealthy contacts (a strip club owner, Larry Flynt’s daughter, the founder of an adult entertainment company, Jenna Jameson) was her alleged ex-luvuh Donny. Stormy’s consultants were like “wha?!”
This email was sent to Andrea Dubé, a Democratic political consultant based in New Orleans. In response, Dubé expressed surprise that Daniels was friendly with Trump. “Donald Trump?” she wrote. “In her cell phone?”
“Yep,” the other consultant replied. “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”
Yep. Not only did he allegedly ask to be spanked with Forbes, he allegedly wanted to be spanked with an issue that featured himself on the cover. Himself, Ivanka and Donny Jr. to be exact.
Donald Trump had an affair with Stormy Daniels in 2006.
Daniels said Trump asked her to spank him with a copy of Forbes magazine which had him on the cover.
Trump was indeed on a copy of Forbes in 2006…along with his children.https://t.co/mnv7iFwOin pic.twitter.com/Burnc43WId
— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) January 18, 2018
I have no doubt in my mind that this isn’t the first instance of non-parental spanking that’s taken place in the White House although Bill probably preferred Cigar Aficionado. I’d peg Reagan as a Variety man and George W. was likely into Highlights. Eleanor Roosevelt? Women’s Suffrage Journal. And Forbes with a picture of his daughter on the cover totally makes sense for Donny. What doesn’t make sense is his strange obsession with sharks.
InTouch has printed the transcript of a that 2011 interview. Stormy said of sharks:
He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, “I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.” He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.
Welp, now that gorilla channel business doesn’t sound so made-up anymore. Is it just me or does it seem like they are making the crazy pills stronger these days?