Everyone knows Washington, D.C., is an utter shit-show right now and on the brink of shutting down, so I’m sure everyone is hitting the bars for a stiff drink to try and drown everything out. Everyone, that is, except for Nancy Pelosi. The House Minority Leader comes from San Francisco, and I assume everyone in San Francisco prefers to unwind in the Castro at a good ol’ fashioned drag night (lucky bitches) with some sequins and carefully tucked peen. Thus, Nancy will appear on the upcoming season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars as a guest judge!
Vulture reports Nancy is going to show the younger generation just how hip a seventy-something can be by taking to the judges’ panel to carefully inspect the lip-synching and feather-laden fashion from the likes of Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Trixie Mattel. This isn’t Nancy’s first time with a drag queen, lest we forget she spent many years arguing in the House with bronzer queen John Boehner. With midterm elections coming up, it only makes sense that a politician is going to do anything in her power to rise like phoenix back to that Speaker of the House post. Screw kissing babies and going to county fairs. What the constituents want is a hot lip-synch to a Kylie Minogue remix. Nan seems more than elated for her episode:
— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) January 18, 2018
If I had a hunch, I’d say we can expect a political challenge during Pelosi’s episode, including but not limited to “Trump’s Favorite Mistress!” or “The Many Pouts of Melania Trump” or “With Hillary In The Taillights, Who’s The Baddest B In D.C. Now?!”