Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Have Revealed Their New Baby’s Name

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

We may have to wait another two months to see the first pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s third baby, but Kim and Kanye clearly know the only thing people really care about is what beyond-ridiculous name they went with. After a four day wait, Kim revealed on her website today that she and Kanye decided to name their daughter – a human child, I remind you – Chicago West. On the bright side, if they want to buy little Chicago a monogrammed t-shirt or mug, they don’t have to look much farther than the The CW’s online store.

TMZ says that Chicago was chosen for Kanye’s hometown. Sources tell TMZ that 4-year-old North and 2-year-old Saint have been calling their new baby sister “Chi,” pronounced like shy. Kim confirmed that’s the unofficial nickname.

Little Chicago is bound to have a great time in school when they do those “What does your name mean?” projects. According to the internet, the name Chicago has a few definitions, but the general consensus is that it meansstinky onion.” Are we sure that’s not a better nickname for Kim? I mean, her ass is the shape of an onion, and listening to her voice for too long can make you cry out for mercy.

I’m kind of ok with Chicago West. Anything that makes me think of Chicago Mix popcorn can’t be half bad. And Chi West isn’t the worst. Plus, when you put all three of their kids names together, they totally work. North West and Saint West sound like discount airlines, and Chicago West sounds like the airport you settle with when all the good flights are booked at O’Hare and Chicago Midway.

Pic: Kim Kardashian West

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