Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

The beauty pageant contestant in El Salvador who is putting the word HOT in Hot Slut Of The Day today!

There is very little information out there about this clip, and that fact made me lose a little less faith in the investigative journalistic integrity of The Daily Mail (where I got this story from). What I do know is that the clip is recent, or at least recent-ish. It was shot on a potato. It happened at a beauty pageant in El Salvador. The beauty pageant was in the Cuisnahuat region of El Salvador. Since I pride myself on being a more-than-thorough investigative journalist (unlike those hacks at The Daily Mail!), I interviewed a Salvadoran geography expert (read: my mom) last night and asked her to tell me more about the Cuisnahuat region. She basically said, “I don’t know her. Do you know every part of your country? I didn’t think so. Now pour me another glass of wine before you drink it all.”

During the pageant, one contestant did herself up as the Queen of the Harvest complete with a big ass headdress and as she elegantly sashayed onto the stage, she walked by a hot topless piece in gold lamé carrying two torches. You know what happened next. That pageant turned into the Miss Pyromania pageant when the Queen of the Harvest’s headdress lit up and it took her a second to notice. It was like her main competitor was Charlie from Firestarter and Charlie tried to take her ass down. Whoever was in charge of the music, should really be ashamed of themselves for not immediately blasting “This girl is on fiiiiiiiiiiire.

Thankfully, the fire was stomped out and she wasn’t injured. The pageant went on. I don’t know if she won, but it’d be every kind of wrong if she didn’t. If there wasn’t a talent portion in that pageant, she gave them one by giving them a fire show and by showing them that she can keep it glamorous in an emergency situation. She is fire, literally.

Pic: YouTube

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