Night Crumbs
Just when I started to say, “I’d rather fuck myself gently with a chainsaw than watch the TV reboot of Heathers (the one where the outcasts are the popular ones and the skinny, white straight people kill them),” Shannen Doherty popped up in the trailer for it. Shannen Doherty is my religion, so now I have to watch that mess – Pajiba
Michael Shannon’s selfie face is set to: “I want to kill you, iPhone.” And I love it – Lainey Gossip
This may cause you to trip over with shock, but Brigitte Bardot has a hot take on the #MeToo movement and thinks it’s ridiculous – Celebitchy
Two things: 1. Migos still exists. 2. Its members still say homophobic shit – Towleroad
“Darling, when I called you a stupid cunt, I wasn’t doing it to be malicious, I was just doing it to get more screen time!” – Dorito Kemsley to Camille Grammer – Reality Tea
What in 90s ice skater going to a business meeting HELL is Bella Hadid wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
Milk won the RuPaul’s Drag Race entrance game for me, and no, that’s not me admitting that I’ve got a fart fetish – OMG Blog
I never thought of putting together works pants and a work shirt from Dickies with a 90s bra from Charlotte Russe, but Olivia Munn did – Popoholic
It goes without saying, but Kendall Jenner is getting out-modeled by a puppy – Hollywood Tuna
Panty Creamer of the Day: Christopher Meloni serving up “King Koopa as seen through the eyes of Tom of Finland” hotness – SOW
Rest in peace, Chunk Handler – Just Jared
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