Gerard Butler Has Had Sex On A Volcano And Says Jennifer Aniston Kisses Better Than Angelina Jolie

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Gerard Butler made his Watch What Happens Live debut where he chopped it up with Andy Cohen and guest 50 Cent. During the “Plead The Fifth” segment, Gerard revealed that he’d rather kiss and tell on his lady co-stars than tattle on himself. After refusing to answer the question “name one movie you did strictly for the paycheck”, Andy moved on and asked him who was the better kisser; Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie. I guess insulting the makers of Playing For Keeps was scarier to him than facing the wrath of Angie Jo because Gerard named Jennifer as the the better smootcher!

Here’s that clip.

And now I know that I’m not the only person who can’t think of more than one 50 Cent song!

In another clip, a caller asks Gerard a question he’s much more comfortable answering. As Fiddy urges him to “tell the troof”, international horndog Gerard has a good long think on where the craziest place he’s had sex was. Whatever is going on in his brain probably sounds a little bit like Green Eggs and Ham: “I did a dirty in the woods, I did a dirty in the hood, I did a dirty with a clown, I did a dirty in a crown. Victrola”.

We already know that Sparta loving Gerard has no qualms about getting all up on the rim of a gaping, hot hole. That’s why it shouldn’t be a surprise that he’s lifted his kilt and whipped out his caber on a volcano. But what you might be surprised to learn is that he has also gotten his bare booty stuck to a glacier in the service of his cave bear.

Here’s Gerard discussing his sexcapades and making Fiddy jealous.

I just want to reach through the screen and unbutton Fiddy’s coat jacket and loosen his tie. I think he’s not getting enough blood to his brain!

Pic: Youtube

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