Hot Slut Of The Day!
The big pink peen that was slapped on a weather map by the Gulf Coast Storm Center!
No storm in this country would be complete without a dick shape ending up on a weather map and letting the people know that they’re about to get pounded hard repeatedly and left wet and worn out. A winter storm has hit parts of the South, and on Monday, the Gulf Coast Storm Center warned people that it was coming (pun intended) and went on Facebook to post a color-coded map to show the parts that were going to get hit the hardest. They added this note about the storm with their pink dick pic. It was nice of them to type these words even though they probably knew that nobody was going to read them since we’d all be too busy making dick jokes or licking the screen (GUILTY!):
(4:57 PM CST) – A Winter Weather Advisory has now been posted for Southwest Louisiana, part of Southeast Louisiana, and the remainder of Southwest Mississippi (excluding coastal Mississippi counties).
Most of the comments on that Facebook post weren’t about the storm, but were dick jokes, because we the people always focus on what’s really important.
Mother Nature is definitely a lover of peen (and really, why wouldn’t she be? Peen is nature!) because she has a way of turning storm formations into beautiful dick shapes. But that dick, well, I hope there’s a condom big enough to cover Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas and Mississippi, because those bumps on the shaft and weirdly-shaped balls tells me that it’s got a fat file at the free clinic.
Pic: Gulf Coast Storm Center/Facebook