Scatologically speaking, it’s maybe not the best idea to take your cues from Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard. If you’ve got weird poop hangups, keep it to yourself! Sadly for Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton, the word is out about his poop proclivities.
That’s what you get for dating loose lipped “glamour models” like 26 year old Veronica Valle who like to talk to The Sun.
Speaking exclusively to The Sun on Sunday, Veronica said the motor racing ace was a charmer with an “ugly side”.
She went on: “Lewis is such a strange character. “He’s Jekyll and Hyde. He can switch moods very quickly and sometimes that would come about just because somebody used the wrong toilet.”
Apparently Lewis has very strict rules about where a person poops. Rule #1: Not on my plane. Veronica told The Sun that Lewis, whom she met when he DM’d her after looking at her Instagram page (bitch got DiCaprioed!), flew her around on his private jet and that’s when she first became aware of The Rules.
She said: “We were on the way to New York and Lewis went crazy after he found out that the pilot had pooped in the toilet. “He was going to fire the pilot! He said, ‘Everybody knows that they shouldn’t take a shit on my plane’. He was really mad.”
Well shit, was there a sign posted? How the fuck was he supposed to know? Serena Williams really dodged a bullet with this one.
Veronica went on to say that Lewis’ obsession with OPP (that’s Other People’s Poop) isn’t exclusive to confined or shared spaces. He also went off on her once for shitting in the wrong bathroom when she was staying at his mansion in the South of France. Rule #2: Not by the kitchen.
She recalled: “A few months later, at his house in Monaco, I ended up having to use the toilet that was next to the kitchen to do a number two. “He saw me come out and said, ‘Why did you take so long?’ “I told him I was pooping. You could tell he was so upset.
Well, I might be kind of on Lewis’ side on this one. What the fuck were you eating you couldn’t make it up the stairs to your appointed quarters? It is generally considered poor form to shit next to the kitchen if you have other options available to you. Veronica went on to say:
“It felt like he was going to yell at me, but in the end he just said, ‘You know you weren’t supposed to use that!’ “He said I should have used the one in the guestroom. It was completely bizarre.”
Was it though? OPP side, Lewis does sound like a real tool. According to Veronica he was also obsessed with getting a threesome together, fat shamed her and talked lots of shit about his ex. He also got dragged recently for posting a video where he made fun of his young nephew for wearing a dress. So fuck him forever for that, but c’mon’ sis, don’t shit next to the kitchen!